Big Bad Don (Donald Trump / Jimmy Dean "Big Bad John" song parody)

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Donald Trump has a pretty big, heroic story (in his own mind), but as in the song "Big Bad John" a tragic ending is coming.

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Lyrics:

Every morning at nine he arrived on the scene
He stood six foot three and weighed 215
Kinda wispy blonde hair and a wobble to his gut
As his bone spurs caused him to walk with a strut

It’s Big Don (Big Don, Big Don)
Big Bad Don (Big Don)

Nobody seemed to know where his money came from
As he bought up hotels and the occasional slum
He started with nothing as he rose to top
Except the 400 million that came from his pop
That’s Big Don

That’s when he perfected “The Art of the Deal”
Where he rigged his accounting, and learned to conceal
What a property’s worth when the taxes were due
Then when you talk to a bank, just multiply it by two

Like Big Don (Big Fraud, Big Fraud)
Big Bad Don (Big Don)

While his 3rd wife was granting him a 3rd male child
His masculine features got a woman beguiled
He paid a hundred thirty k for that porn star’s attraction
Small price to pay for some raw dog action
For Big Don

He used his campaign cash to stop Stormy from squealing
Now he’s under indictment for the act of concealing
That the money came straight from the funds for his election
Large price to pay for such a little erection

On Big Don (Small Dong, Small Dong)
Big Bad Don (Big Don)

On January 6 when they were counting the votes
He rallied his Proud Boys and other cutthroats
As he drove them with intentions of stopping the steal
That’s when a secret service agent had to grab the wheel
From Big Don

They took him to the White House, to watch on tv
And his reactions were just anticipation and glee
But when he saw his insurrection was doomed and would die
He sent a last message: "stand back and stand by"

Big Don (So Wrong, So Wrong)
Big Bad Don (Big Don)

When Alvin, Letitia, Fani, and Jack
Sent down charges for finances and the Jan 6 attack
The jury found him guilty, he refused to take the stand
In that prison over there lies a small, small man

Small Don (Small Don, Small Don)
Inmate Don (Small Don) (Small Don)
Inmate Don (Small Don)

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Credits:

"Big Bad John" by Jimmy Dean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnnHprUGKF0

Stormy Daniels interview, The Jimmy Kimmel Show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ji8i7Wy4mo